The North Pole's 245th Annual Talent Show!

It's Christmas Eve at the North Pole, and Santa's elves are off the clock and ready to cut loose! Join Mrs. Claus in this NSFW Pointless reprise. Live-streaming from the comfort of your own elf cabin for one night only! Pants optional, cheer required.

Monday January 3rd, 2022 @ 7:30PM EST

FREE! | 1hr | 7PM Pre-show Happy Half-Hour*

Recommended for Elves 16+

Mrs Claus

* Team Pointless Exclusive
Join Team Pointless by December 21st and get buy-one-get-one tickets to Pointless' first in-person production since Summer 2019. All donations to be matched up to $5k. More Info >


Let’s get Elfed Up

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A Very Pointless Holiday Spectacular premiered December 2014 at the Mead Theatre Lab at Flashpoint, and was reimagined for the virtual space in 2020.

Review: A Very Pointless Digital Holiday Spectacular, just right for 2020 sendoff

Pointless takes these graspingly mercantile holiday characters, and, to our delight, turns them inside out.
— DC Theatre Scene
Stuffy the Elephant

2020 ENSEMBLE & CREATIVE TEAM

MARY CATHERINE CURRAN Mrs. Claus
LEE GERSTENHABER Stuffy the Overstuffed Elephant
MATTHEW SPARACINO Dick-In-A-Box

Featuring PARKER CALLAHAN, KYRA CORRADIN, JILLIAN EBANKS, JACK FELKER, EUNJI KIM, ASIA MARTIN, KELLY MCGUIGAN, CHLOE MIKALA, HILARY MORROW, YASMIN RAMOS, JORDAN SAVUSA, BECCA SLACK, GREG TWOMEY

NAVI Graphics and Animation
KYRA CORRADIN + RACHEL MENYUK Puppet Design

ELISE WATTMAN Music Director
”AVPHS Theme Song” by AARON BLIDEN, DEVIN MAHONEY, NICK WILBY
”Stay The Fuck Home” composed by ELISE WATTMAN, lyrics by MARY CATHERINE CURRAN

Written by MARY CATHERINE CURRAN, FRANK CERVARICH, LEX DAVIS, LEE GERSTENHABER, MATTHEW SPARACINO

RACHEL PARKS Stage Manager

 
Dick in a Box